Lego

An extremely powerful, not exploding landmine, that has not been used in the military because it is considered inhuman. They are also household toys, and have ruined many peoples' days'.

Jim stepped on a Lego, he is now in the ICU at the hospital.

by Anti Lego activist April 21, 2014

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

I Hope You Step on a Lego

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.

A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

by sirwoo June 15, 2013

Legolasing

(For a blond, attractive Elf) To appear in the background of a film or picture (preferably Lord of the Rings) looking confused or dazed

Legolas is confused by examples and appears in the background of a scene and so is legolasing

by Falling Sherlock February 1, 2014

A man has fallen into the river in lego city

part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

Legos

The thing you should NEVER, EVER step on before you scream and cry in agony and irony.

Fred: steps on Legos
*his eye sockets slowly move out of place from the irony*

by MyBigFatBoobs April 1, 2020

Lego City

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

HEY
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE
PREPARE THE LIFELINE LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE
THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

You're laughing. A man has fallen into the river in Lego City and you're laughing.

by Plasmahippo January 14, 2020