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stellar hair that is not as long as flow but better
that guys got some dope lettuce
lettuce by lettucebrah July 7, 2010
That one Twitter gal that is cringey, and mostly known for depression. Oh yeah, she draws or smth too, idk. She has a bad sense of humor and she likes bread :
Person 1: Hey Lettuce!! my dog died :(

Lettuce: huh, no shit. could've sworn i saw him on my dinner plate yesterday..And listen here you little shit, i don't care about your deadass dog. Go fuck yourself. And oh yeah, if you mention your dog again, I'll make you see him again. Anyway, hows ur day been? :o
Lettuce by LettuceGodOfTwitter October 20, 2020
"Omg Some one shredded her lettuce."

This equates to omg some one cut her hair, and it looks really bad.
Lettuce by Spiffnic May 16, 2009
tumblr lettuce
Lettuce by alittlemoment February 20, 2013
A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.
Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.
Lettuce by Craig Jarvis April 10, 2011