lettuce

another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .

by lindenheadd September 17, 2005

lettuce

a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points

Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"

by AlbinoMuffCabbage December 1, 2010

lettuce

1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.

That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.

by Myller August 28, 2010

lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.

by BadboyBill April 2, 2004

lettuce

what hockey players call beards

known as lip lettuce for mustaches

player 1: aye nice lip lettuce bro

player 2: thanks dude, your lettuce is coming in nicely

by spicy cucumbers August 24, 2021

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

lettuce

Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.

Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"

by Betsea87 April 15, 2008