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Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.
Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!
by requim_slayer May 11, 2022
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Leta

A name that means angelic, god-like, and non-judgmental. If you find yourself in the presence of a Leta you are lucky indeed. She is the person who will put everything in perspective for you. She is sort of like the human equivalent of Mother Earth.
Sinner: I think I may have started that forest fire that is burning through California as we speak.

Priest: Well, what are you doing here? You better go find yourself a "Leta" and ask for some help. WWLD.
by leta12 February 3, 2010
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lemao

When Chairman Mao Zedong tells a cracker of a joke, causing all nearby Communist Party members to clap and laugh in time and say 'Lemao'
Mao: And then I imprisoned the filthy bourgeoise
Nearby Communists: Lemao (clap and laugh)
by _Fidel_Castro_ October 13, 2016
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Letoitis

1. When speaking to or being spoken to by Jared or Shannon Leto temporarily dumbfounds you to the point of forgetting everything you wanted or need to say.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.

Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.

Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.

Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.

Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
When attending a 30 Seconds to Mars show, concert goers often come down with Letoitis.
by momofuku70 July 3, 2011
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leTa

leTa gathered millions today in honor of all who have suffered in any form of slavery.
by cypress cruz February 3, 2010
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Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor
Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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Leta

Most likey the greatest girl you will ever meet. Amazing , beautiful and so much more. A princess . My princess. A cool laid back chick:
Heythatgirllookscool.YeahshemustbeaLeta
by DBLOCK NIGGER May 14, 2011
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