lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

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Lesbotism

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.

Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.

by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009

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lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

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Lesbotized

A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.

When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.

I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.

by LarryBobby May 26, 2014

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lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 09, 2013

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