Lesbean

A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website

Person: I’m a lesbean
Me: *gasp* me too!
Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)

by LesbeanElf March 26, 2020

Lesbean

A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™

Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!

by Kismesitude__ May 18, 2018

Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.

''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''

by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018

Lesbeaner

A lesbian Hispanic women

Whoa dude check out those Lesbeaners!

by Spencer Lucas June 2, 2008

Lesbean

A lesbean is the best type of lesbian. They’re sweet and hilarious. Often times want cuddles or make dad jokes.

Me: I’m a lesbean

My friend: what the hell is that
Me: Lesbian + bean! :)

by LadyLover21 June 15, 2021

Lesbean

A lesbian who's punny and thinks she's funny

AKA me

Person A: I'm a lesbean! *waits for applause*
Person B: ;-; ok?
Person A: You're supposed to laugh

by LadyLover21 November 21, 2020

Lesbean

When a bean is attracted to another bean they have sex and create little beans inside of eachother the bean that acts as the male is a Ryder bean and the bean that acts as the female bean is a paytone bean and the beans that act as the baby beans are known as Kai beans

We saw lesbeans in Leah’s vagina last night

by By Logan Connolly May 24, 2018