Leonidas

a guy who typically has a megaschlong ding dong. im talking a third leg. i can barely fit my fist around it. im talking gags mcgee. that is all

"Dude i had sex last night and i can't walk anymore"
"Oh dude, did you fuck Leonidas?"
"yea dude howd you know"
"megaschlong"

by myvaginafuckinghurtssofuckingb December 8, 2018

leonidas syndrome

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.

I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.

by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014

Leonita

This girl gets too many boys, trust me half the year wanted her but nahhh nobody touching my bestie

Oi cuz this girl gets boys it's must be leonita aka Marshall

by Marshalls bestie November 13, 2016

Leonidas

He is one of the sexiest men alive and gets all the girls, but doesn't care for thots so pays them dust. He provides major banter and makes everyone crease with his outta line jokes.

Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.

girl: How do you know that guy?
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious

girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him

by Dave Jeoffery Bingham the 3rd May 27, 2018

King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance

King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*

by Cipher158 June 19, 2009

Leonidas

The most sexiest man on the earth,
Gets all the girls,He also is a god that says THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up

Yo see that guy walking,That’s a Leonidas

by YoThatsMyBoiLeonard January 7, 2018

leonidas

great spartan king who slayed the many heads of persians. Slaughter many enemies of sparta and banged the queen of sparta

"SPARTAAAAAA!"

"Who is Leonidas?"

"What?! This is SPartAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *kicks*

by Silencer77 April 20, 2007