Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

lenticular

Creates the illusion of depth or the ability to show image moving when viewing a print material through an lenticular lense

3d print lenticular printing lenticular

by printit April 13, 2012

Nathan Lentine

One who likes to bully others. He is sometimes funny but his humor involves hurting others. CRAZY for sex and people named Riley

Your a jerk you remind me of Nathan Lentine

by Luke is gay81 January 3, 2018

lentiginous

Freckled, spotted.

There is a gene of lentiginuity in their family.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Lentil

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil

by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

lentil

a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF

dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil

by sad(istic) panda October 29, 2009