Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

lantel

lantel is a male that is very creative, usually charming and goodlooking , has a great personality and is extremely fun to be around but beware Lantels can be rough riders.

Lantel is a male name derived from Shantel

by Lady mcduffy tee March 12, 2018

Lenteja

Group of people who have failed at love repeatedly without meaning to and/or fail massively at flirting when having great opportunities.
Closely related to the opposite movement of ‘Garbanzismo’ in which a person achieves complete redemption when unintentionally they flirt and succeed.

X proved her Lenteja nature when interreacting with Nico for the first time

by Legumbrismo April 26, 2019

Lenten

Lenten is a very sexy boy with fluffy hair nd the most gorgeous eyes you'll ever see. named after a rose, he is gentle yet fights like a beast. big muscles nd a body like a work art, he will steal ur heart the second he walks in the room. if you're lucky enough to know a lenten. don't let him get away SEGLKC

Lenten is the love of my life

by hippopotamus shawty bae January 23, 2022

lentlemen

A cross between ladies and gentlemen, can be used if in the presence of a transvestite or person of unknown gender.

Okay, lentlemen! Lets drop those pants, and see who the real men are here!

by Drew B. June 6, 2005

leniely

This Girl is a beautiful, and trustworthy person. This Girl could get on her mood at times only when you mess with her. She is a Brown or red head. With big dark eyes. She is a fashion freak too. And she can have big tits but it doesn't effect the way she is.

That girl has to be a Leniely.

by xmanner January 28, 2014

Leniel

1.A tall Hispanic guy with an Afro. He’s a good friend, but if you pull his horn the wrong way, be prepared for a Donnybrook, your gonna need more than your moms queef to survive this tilly.
2.A fight

Person1: I’m not sure I can beat Leniel in this fight
Person2: I heard he locker boxed an ostrich

Person1: before or after he dated John Grisham’s sister
Person2: it’s almost not worth thinking about

by Super accurate description October 9, 2020