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Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011
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Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019
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Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.
by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016
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Leighanna

Magnificent and loyal. She will fight for you until you cross her, then she'll kill you. The best friend you could ever have, until your dishonest with her, she will easily turn away from those who are dishonest as she takes honestly to the highest level.
by Secretfatty May 9, 2016
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Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs
by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018
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Lightning Quick Larcenist

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020
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Red-lighting

Red-lighting/to red-light is to draw unwanted attention to yourself or another person, usually when committing a criminal act or trying to get away with something shady.

You risk red-lighting yourself &/or another person by behaving in a manner that may elicit unwanted scrutiny.

In Australia the saying is usually used by those who have a criminal background and tends to be associated with people from that demographic.

Examples;
Sitting in a car for an extended period of time when waiting to score.
Being under the influence when dealing with authority figures.

Engaging in avoidable, often pointless activities that put a person at risk of discovery when they would otherwise be in a position to evade notice such as;
driving a few km over the speed limit, using your mobile while driving, stealing something trivial, engaging in unnecessary conflict (verbal or otherwise), littering and so on.
"Mate, I ended up red-lighting myself something bad waiting for Jimbo to show."

"You're just going to red-light yourself driving to Springvale in that car."
by Slim Crim January 11, 2019
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