snoop dog’s legs 

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

snoop dog’s legs by kyleiskool July 30, 2018

Luigi's legs 

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.

Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"

Luigi's legs by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019

cow's legs up 

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

cow's legs up by rural magician May 24, 2021

beomgyu’s legs 

The most sexist thing i have ever seen . Makes me wanna die for him more i usually . very veiny and very hot . Just like sunghoon’s hands

Ex ; Licking beomgyu’s legs would be the luckiest thing in this world

beomgyu’s legs by beomgyusimp June 17, 2022

Schrödinger's Legs 

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

Schrödinger's Legs by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

Max Goldberg's Legs by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

National Cut off people’s legs Day by Eternal fire October 21, 2025