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Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.
That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.
by Cob07 January 29, 2022
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long legged mack daddy

by antiscian April 11, 2008
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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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one legger

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.
A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.
by Nader R. March 24, 2008
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open-legged

A polite way of saying whore. The phrase is more positive sounding because it sounds like "open-minded". If you use this term you are sure to gain more respect from your street performing female friends.
Naw Mimi isn't a whore...

she's just a very open-legged person!
by KOORVA June 14, 2006
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loggeldog

(v) The sound a person makes when a drop of cold water rolls down one's back, and into one's butt crack.
I made that guy Loggeldog
by Beau Bouchard March 31, 2007
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