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DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon
by Smartassassin November 25, 2022
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Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018
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Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.
I have a three hour lecture!
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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Phantom lecture

A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. Phantom lecture

Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"

Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres ยฃ2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
by jonnytee November 19, 2009
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lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.
"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"
by wl2009 February 19, 2009
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secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
by foxychik572 March 22, 2013
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A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
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by i just morbed June 4, 2022
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