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lettucehead

A person who is lacking in substance.

A head of lettuce, while filling, provides little to no nutritional value. Similarly, a lettucehead is someone who often talks without contributing anything worthwhile to a conversation.

Origin: Parts Unknown
Dan: Enough with the mustang talk, Nick! You're such a lettucehead.

Tim: Wow, that is a fantastic point, Nick, you're definitely not a lettucehead!
by Mortimus Maximus February 8, 2013
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devil lettuce

Them damn wippersnappers smoking that devil lettuce down the street again , Margret!
by Kype February 2, 2016
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Beep beep lettuce

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.
Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...
by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017
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poor man's lettuce

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 19, 2017
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Lettuce Be Cereal

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.
Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.
by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011
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crunchy lettuce

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.
The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.
by AlexTheDefiner February 3, 2017
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hippie lettuce

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.
When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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