The Lebron James Technique

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.

Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.

by ufocalagrad November 13, 2010

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Lebron James Syndrome

when faced with a serious task or job to alleviate or get pressure off your self fake an injury or ailment

To get out of cutting the grass today I said I hurt my back.
To get rid of pressure Lebron James said his elbow hurt, ie; Lebron James Syndrome

by Big_Cat34 May 16, 2010

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Pull a lebron james

when you betray someone and do so in a cowardly way

Bob decided to Pull a lebron james and went to the other team.

by bobmcbobberpants March 31, 2011

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Lebron James

Lebron James come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"

Examples of use:

Delante West: "Hey Lebron! I Lebron James'd your mom last night!!!"
Lebron: "Yea, my mom was pissed... but that's OK... Mo Williams finished the job and I'm gonna Lebron James Cleveland next week!"
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Miami Heat Announcer: "Miamiiiii!!! Aaaare you readyyyy to get Lebroned?"

by Lebroned_Recipient_68 July 13, 2010

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