Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.
by Landric April 4, 2003
Get the Crack Leasemug. 1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line
by bro joe January 14, 2009
Get the Ford Leasemug. shut up you anna-lease
by n.g.e+orange January 15, 2008
Get the anna-leasemug. Someone who lives well beyond their means. A girl whose façade is based on a fake lifestyle they can’t afford. So…everything…is…leased.
Andrea is a lease princess. She drives a Mercedes and lives in weho but I heard she gets bills from the IRS weekly.
by Jackie00726 January 13, 2022
Get the Lease Princessmug. A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.
Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.
Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."
Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."
Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
by Geoff L May 22, 2005
Get the Ford Leasemug. Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"
Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"
Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
by crackmoka December 28, 2005
Get the sign the leasemug. A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.
by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
Get the goat leasedmug.