leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Leaping Tiger

The leaping tiger is when the man lays flat on his back fully erect and the female leaps from a distance and tries to land with the penis going inside her.

Guy1: "Yo I had to have surgery the other day."

Guy2: "Why?"

Guy1: "This girl did the leaping tiger and missed and bent my junk halfway!"

by AkumaJoutai April 18, 2016

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

leaping back frosting

When a male receiving a blumpkin jumps up and over the woman after he’s finished shitting, simultaneously shoving her head in the toilet and then spinning around and coating her backside with his load.

Holy shit did you just see Tim give Jenny that leaping back frosting, that was insane!

by Quandavious69 February 20, 2024

The Leaping Leprechaun

A man climbs to the top of bunk beds with his sexual partner on the ground with his/her legs open ready for insertion. The man then leaps off and attempts to land in him/her...usually resulting in a broken penis. Also known as The Peter Pan

"Dude I broke my dick last night doing The Leaping Leprechaun with Mary."

by tipemma October 17, 2008