by StealsyourstereO November 14, 2006

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

chad: babygirl can i give you that leany cuisney tonight 😏
Baby girl: Of course Chad I love me some leany cuisney as much as the next babygorls do
Baby girl: Of course Chad I love me some leany cuisney as much as the next babygorls do
by Bunnomh November 14, 2022

Becky: OMG I totally want to bang Jared.
Katie: He's hot, but he has a leanis so it's like having sex with a foot long hot dog.
Katie: He's hot, but he has a leanis so it's like having sex with a foot long hot dog.
by awkweird August 11, 2021

We're too Leany for her
by Aviationtime May 25, 2022

A wonderful person who can do no wrong, they are kind and compassionate. They’re amazing to be around and can keep someone entertained for hours at a time. Best person you could possibly meet.
by Mmhc January 1, 2022

a sweet, crazy hot girl. everyone goes crazy when she walks in the room with her smoking hot body. she is very sweet but can be aggressive when people talk bad about her. strong and tough but also very cuddly at times.
look at that leanys! i wish I could be her.
by maxipooTV April 4, 2022
