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Leaky Faucet

When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
Leaky Faucet by Nswan July 9, 2011

Leaky Faucet

This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)
Leaky Faucet by T-Bone.UNL September 30, 2007

Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.
I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.
Leaky Faucet by jkwazo April 26, 2019

leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue
gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh

Leaky faucet

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!
Leaky faucet by agayhoe February 1, 2021

leaky faucet

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?
leaky faucet by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021