Guy
1: "
Dude, why aren't you eating your steak?"
Guy 2: "My
girlfriend doesn't let me anymore.."
Guy 1: "Why not?"
Guy 2: "She's a vegetarian."
Guy 1: "Wait, she's a leafy, so now you're a leafy?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "Give me your man card you little bitch."
"Look at those leafies protesting the hamburger cook off."