An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.
Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
by Synder January 25, 2017
The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.
by Bigolhunk December 02, 2014
give her a texas leafblower
by crazy mexican May 19, 2008
1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.
2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.
Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.
Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
by Zachariahsmith March 19, 2011
When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
by Rob S. April 10, 2005
Leafblowing - when a company stops recommending someone's content on a media platform (eg: videos on YouTube).
Originates from YouTube not recommending YouTuber "Leafyishere" 's videos in 2017/2018.
Originates from YouTube not recommending YouTuber "Leafyishere" 's videos in 2017/2018.
by Sleazy_Trooper October 20, 2018
Jeff “yo mike! me and candy tried out the Kansas City leafblower last night. It was rad!!!”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
by getbitches420 September 29, 2018