Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

sassie lassie

Cool and hot chick, very feminine young girl or a woman.

Tedy is sassie lassie. She is hot man...

by Val665 December 4, 2010

lassie and knives

an expression used to describe something terrible that has happened.

this is commonly used to describe basically anything which is bad as opposed to good! eg: small child falls of his or her bike! 'that was lassie and knives'. Term is used most commonly in the early hours of the morning after a large consumption of alcohol! Females with the initials J A W are most likely to use this term!

by J.W October 20, 2007

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lassie Light

The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.

car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?

by xoodha September 25, 2009