Lampard

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020

laparse

meaning fat ass. grossly overweight. obese

"Move it out of the way you laparse. That's a big bitch."

by bobbyboyrulez September 7, 2007

lampard

the fit midfield football player who plays for chelsea and england (no. 8). Aslo know as lamps.

'look at lampard he is so fit'
'lampard scored'

by **sojealousofelenrives** September 5, 2008

Laskar

The mauritian word for a gentlemen or lady from pakistan.

That bitch is going out with a laskar!

by FessSquad November 5, 2008

Lampard tax

When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"

by ybootyfooty December 26, 2020

Lampard Whore

Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.

For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.

Hence "Lampard Whore"

by Grush111 January 5, 2010

LaParis

A sweet witty girl
Most likely a Pisces with an eye for open world concepts , free as a bird , kept as a cage , but has and uproar of fierceness that can show if taken
Advantage of , overall a blast when comfortable around u , can sense bullshit a mile away and isn’t afraid to let it be known

LaParis is a quiet storm with such a big wrath I love her kick rock ass

by LaParis November 23, 2021