(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.
Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.
"La Roche" is defined as a municipality of Belgium that lies in the country's Walloon Region and Luxembourg Province. The interesting part is that there are TWO places in Belgium that are called "La Roche" which can cause Mass Confusion when trying to navigate the already difficult public transport system. The good news is, if you go to the wrong "La Roche" you can drink Newfie Screech at the train stop as you wait. This may make you vomit, but will help pass the time.
We've arrived in the wrong La Roche so let's have some Screech while we wait.
To mislead a person in at least 16 different manners, then hook up with them. Then 2 days later this person will hook up with your friends, right after complaining about victim number one.