Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.

That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

landoncoolvideos

Some irrelevant troll

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

by Zimeatswaffels3 January 16, 2021

Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

by Nefwey November 26, 2022

bukky larson

Bukky larson can be used in place of dumb ass bitch. It is said so that teachers do not understand what it means.

Another meaning is that you can use instead of swear words, e.g fuck,bitch, dumb-ass, asshat, and others, when used in the right context.

Why you being a Bukky Larson!

Why you being a dumb-ass bitch!

by Latora and Khori May 30, 2018

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Lardnering

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'

Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.

by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021