Lardo-licious

When extremely fat women think they look hot.

See that big Bertha over there?

Well she may be a 300 pounder, but she thinks she is lardo-licious.

I just dont get why so many BIG girls think they are lardo-licious!

by C-shellz September 15, 2010

Mara Lardo

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

by YAWA September 9, 2022

tardo lardo

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.

TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.

by BShizznatch July 1, 2005

lardo the clown

A huge clown from outer space that will devour anything in it's path. It was awoken in A.D. 2101 and is nearly unstoppable....only the power of weight loss pills can save the universe now!

1.) OH SHIT! LARDO THE CLOWN IS COMMING! HIDE J00R KIDS!!!
2.) Look for Lardo the Clown in the new comic series A.D. 2101 comming Fall 2005!

by AD2101 January 9, 2005

Loud-mouth Lardo

Someone who is fat and obnoxious and, of course, loud-mouths a lot. Usually white trash or black trash that can't keep quiet even in a school computer lab. They also love to start fights with people that they don't like.

Shaniqua is such a loud-mouth lardo. Someone needs to put a trumpet mute in her mouth.

by ME December 2, 2004

Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)

aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum

by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007

Catto lardo

A cat made entirely of lard.

That is one hell of a catto lardo, don’t mess with him.

by Screw your morals get a cat. November 28, 2023