La La Landed

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

Larked

When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.

"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"

by the doz December 15, 2008

Nuevo Laredo

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.

Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2014

the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017