A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.
"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"
"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
by blondie1488 April 13, 2009
Get the Larned mug.When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
by UncleHappy December 2, 2009
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A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.
by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011
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Get the laced weed mug.When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.
"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"
"Nice, you got Larked"
by the doz December 15, 2008
Get the Larked mug.A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.
Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.
by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011
Get the Nuevo Laredo mug.v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).
James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?
Jamal: What gir?
James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!
Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!
Jamal: What gir?
James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!
Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!
by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010
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