by lapsap mod November 12, 2010
Get the lapsap mug.1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)
Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."
NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
by Benemalio October 8, 2008
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After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.
by badassmckeving November 24, 2010
Get the laptop face mug.A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.
by your other "friends" November 5, 2013
Get the laptop kid mug.unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi
Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"
Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
by msdanger92 May 23, 2013
Get the laptop hobo mug.Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.
by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014
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