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Flights bum bitch
Flight: you bum bitch
Lanet: yes
by ZakkRusso October 30, 2020
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Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.
"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."
by ossftw August 6, 2008
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Laetitia

The best mommy , very smart , very mature and knows how to control herself . Doesn’t care about what people think . A very rational person . Very intelligent . Amazing style in clothes . She is protective to her kids , I love you mom !
by AEGmacon January 21, 2019
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laptop war

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.
Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.
by Double CC August 8, 2008
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Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009
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laptop civic

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!
by therealdeemz May 30, 2021
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Laptop Gangster

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
by Benemalio October 8, 2008
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