Lansing

A place where gangster ass niggas come from. the capitol of michigan

Im from lansing,
word nigga, thats the hardest place in michigan

by jermaine517 December 28, 2007

lanse

An environment to be enjoyed by a like minded (geeky) individuals

If you go down to the lanse today you're sure of a big surprise (from Sush) ;-)

by Bluey July 28, 2004

East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

by lolredwings April 25, 2011

Beast Lansing

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

East Lansing

1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.

2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.

1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"

2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"

by 100% pure michigan July 25, 2009

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011