Lank

Derogatory word for a skinny person. Usually used in conjunction with a swear word for emphasis.
Look at that fucking lank! He’s like fucking Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!
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The most litty, most dank situation. Only occurs once out of every 1,000,000 lit and dank moments.
Hey did you go to Sally's party? It was lank.
by Sadstroo July 28, 2017
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Hey bro, can you send me the link to that 2 girls 1 cup video?
I lank it to you 5 times already, you're sick.
by antriver August 12, 2009
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Lank

Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.
Lube + Wank = Lank
by thenarratorpg October 19, 2012
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Lanked

The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".
I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...
by Cptn Obvious July 21, 2010
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The action of one forcibly grabbing someone else’s face and smearing their hand across the said face or in some cases the eye. This action is used to generally humiliate the lankee and show the dominance and superiority of the lanker. There are varying degrees of a lank ranging from the gentle eye smear to the violent dual hand multiple swipes. A lank can be performed by sneaking up on the lankee or face to face.
Aw man you just got lanked!”
“It’s alright I’ll lank him back so hard he’ll have stretch marks on his face.”
by Rudolf Schmit February 23, 2007
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Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)
Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani
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