Lagsturbater

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

by WikiRy February 8, 2019

langston mode

the term "langston mode" best know as acting like a african american male who is a gangster who acts like he his autism

broooooo im about go langston mode on the fo with my glock cause im black

by epic apple sauce April 1, 2019

Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

by grand master third June 7, 2009

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.

The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.

by namekman September 23, 2012

longston

When you’re High AF and everything seems to be taking ages

The walk home after a spliff is Longston

by BiggieLongNob June 9, 2020

Longstroking

Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.

Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

The Langsner

The act of being a faggot. Everyday you wake up looking to suck penis. Whenever this person is not around everybody in the world has a wonderful day.

I was having the best day until the Langsner came around, and he started blowing a guy in my room.

by andandand1234567 March 22, 2008