kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher

Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020

Langley effect

Any decent looking potential girlfriend will be turned into a slut. It is 100% effective

I thought this girl was potential wifey but the langley effect got her.

by LangleySlayer69 October 25, 2018

langladesh

langly green a place in crawley town where 1000s and 1000s of pakis live so we called it langladesh.

guy:yo my mate got done over in langladesh last week by a load of pakis
guys friend:damn that shits ill

by bobalob February 1, 2005

Langley Park School For Girls

I'm ngl it's an incredibly shit school. The education isnt completely abysmal , but the teachers attitudes are to just control the fuck out of everyone. Mrs Scott is a complete and utter bitch who thinks that the length of your skirt and whether you are wearing jewelry is more important than your education.

Overall dont ever fucking step foot in there, just go to fucking langley boys for 6th form or Harris Beckenham where you wont want to die all the time.

Going to Langley Park School For Girls was the biggest mistake of my life :)

by Fuckkkoff October 31, 2020

Longly

some one who is the main cheat and has no respect for girls

"that boys cheated on his GF a ridiculous amount of times"
"yeah what a longly"

by shotty king May 18, 2010

Langley Lick

Unlike the Norgga Bite, a Langley Lick is like a lollypop lick - like playing with a gearshift.

Girl: "Why is Becky so sad?"
Guy: "She got Langley Licked last night and says it burns when she pees."
Girl: "I thought it was because of the pink eye."

by Norgga August 9, 2017

Q3 academy langley

this school is very bad because every teacher is strict. 1/10 school

go anywhere else but this shitty school xoxo

EWWWW YOU GO TO Q3 ACADEMY LANGLEY?!!! LMFAOOO I FEEL BAD FOR U

by shushlol September 25, 2021