longhorned

To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.

Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"

by Barbicakes June 20, 2008

Camp Longhorn

1.Truly and Honestly my favorite place in the world. I wait all year just so i can go back to CLH. Whatever branch and whatever term, it is a wonderful experience that I wouldn't give up for the world.

Though it's been said... It really is 2. heaven on earth.

3. Attawaytogo CLH, and dear god we love you.

"When life gets me down, I just think about the next time I get to spend at camp longhorn."

"I wish I was out of school and back at CLH"

by Bailey Burgundy March 21, 2009

longhorn lick

Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.

Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.

Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.

by TheRamFam November 5, 2019

camp longhorn

Heaven on earth---a place where you are guaranteed a great summer.

Dude---I am so sick of Dallas...I'm ready for CLH

by Emma June 19, 2003

Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.

I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!

by SP 04 April 22, 2006

Longhorn Salute

When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute

“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*

by Stank Nacho July 14, 2022

Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017