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langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)
If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan

Langford Tuxedo 

Typically worn by the Langford Shrub, it consists of three layers:

1. a lumberjacket, under
2. a jean jacket, under
3. a leather biker jacket

and of course, greasy, shredded blue jeans.
Dude that shrub's been smoking too much shake - I can smell it a mile away -- he really needs to wash his Langford Tuxedo.
Langford Tuxedo by diggerB February 5, 2010

Langford Tweak 

If you live in Langford and occasionally smoke meth and bother innocent bystanders
Oh look it’s Josh Worthy! A langford tweak! hopefully he doesn’t tweak out and rob me and stomp me out!
Langford Tweak by methhoots123 June 15, 2022

Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.
Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Josephine langford 

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.