San Lang

a nickname meaning "third son" in Chinese Mandarin. Is also a ultra mega simp lord that stalks their crush for 800 years.

"San Lang help me there's a gust of wind coming my way!"
-Protecc mode-

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

by evil pop tart December 11, 2009

alexis lang

a slutty hoe who likes porn

Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun

by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017

San Lang

the hottest demon king ever in Heaven's Official Blessing. am a big simp..

San Lang is THE HOTTEST MAN.

by senorpugbean September 13, 2021

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

franzl lang

One of the best Jodlers in history, who is guaranteed to liven up a party or festival(primarily in German speaking countries)

They had Franzl Lang come and play at the Hofbrauhaus, what a party...

by Dapper731 January 18, 2017