Slang word from Ireland used to describe not being where you're supoosed to be.
That guys is on the lang from school
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The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing
If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.

What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...

If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.
by World Patriot June 19, 2009
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When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.
Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!
by pleasedontfirelang January 6, 2012
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A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.
Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK
by yaboiaj November 10, 2019
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Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.
Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.
by lolcopterdaddy March 3, 2011
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The residual weed left over from an already vaporized bowl.

In order to produce this obviously a vaporizer must be used. After getting a vaporizer pack a full bowl of weed. Vaporize and Enjoy. After vaping, the leftover weed typically comes out a brownish to black color, but occasionally it's also slightly green. Some claim that there is still THC and resin left in this byproduct, which produces a mild high when smoked from a bong or pipe.

Lang can also sometimes be used in spliff in lieu of tobacco.
"Hey man you want to smoke this lang?"
"Brian there no THC left in the lang"
"I swear you still get a high from it"
by LingofromCal January 15, 2010
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A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.
Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.

The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
by spirimadigger January 4, 2011
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