landau

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006

Lancau

lancau is handsome or pretty

You are very lancau today

by Kaler hitam May 21, 2020

Teddy Landau

The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.

On drums we have Kenny, on bass we have Teddy Landau, and on the mic we have Michelle!!!!!

by MeechieMeechieMeechie November 15, 2005

LanBuSesh

when the boys get together and have a Lan party, a bukkake and a sesh.

You boys keen to come over for lanbusesh, i’m bricked up

by dylanprit April 17, 2021

landau

a friendship handjob

"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"

by htsurgbtch May 8, 2008

texting langauge

The words you use when you text.LOL,BRB OR

Daniece:Y R U tryna kall mi b4 9 U no dam well i got t-mobile dnt play

Alicia:just call me i dont understand texting langauge

Daniece:At 9 o clock girl

by 954babii March 4, 2009

Lancau

Dick in Malay language

lancau kia : dickhead in hokkien or u can use in Malaysia
pronounce like dat : lan-ciao

Ali : Ayyy homie whats up?
Abu : Ayyy im gud see that guy over there , he anal wit me last night wit his Lancau
Ali : Damnnn can i try?
Abu : hell no mann he reserve for me

by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017