Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

by oxygen theif April 25, 2010

dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010

Lamprey Store

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011

social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Dirty Lamprey

while giving a blow job you dont stop sucking after the fact until the member becomes red and engrossed

while my girlfriend was finishing me off that b*tch ended up giving me the dirty lamprey

by Mona Lamprey May 18, 2009

"anal lamprey"

anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."

George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan

by Pehn Nayme April 7, 2008

Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013