Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

by Snake July 7, 2005

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.

Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004

Laguna Middle School

The worst school on Earth. It is in San Luis Obispo, and is filled with sluts and losers. There are people who think they are cool and popular, but they are all shitfaced.

1: This is Laguna Middle School--
2:It's not that bad--Jesus Christ, stop humping my leg

by Student-type January 2, 2012

Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

Lagunalepsy

A common medical condition when "Laguna Beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. And you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner...

Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."

Dude, I totally got Lagunalepsy last night when Kristen's titties were popping out, even though I love LC the most.

Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."

by Harnish November 8, 2005

Laguna

One of two public middle schools in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, located on the central coast of California. With high walls, metallic surfaces and a garish turquoise/white color scheme, it bears a striking resemblance to a prison. Faculty is a mix of excellent teachers and unbelievable bad placeholders. Almost universally disliked by graduates and considered a "rite of passage" to prepare for the local high school. A member of the faculty, Mrs. Lincoln, is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln. You do not enter Laguna to learn the easy way. You enter to learn the hard way.

Man, Seventh and Eight grade at Laguna were the two worst years of my life.

by Malcom the Tenth January 13, 2008

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005