Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

by Carbomb May 17, 2011

Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

by doctoroctos September 30, 2010

Layoffthecap

the best instagram page on the plateform with 45k+. Hes also a fine ass lightskin with curly hair

ay bro have u seen layoffthecap new post? “yea bro it was fye”

by Twitter Dealer September 6, 2020

Mir layoff

Whenever an athlete (particularly a combat sports athlete) suffers a major injury and takes a long time (1 year or more) before returning to competition. Made famous by Frank Mir who shattered his femur shortly after winning the UFC Heavyweight Championship.

After tearing his ACL in October 2008, Patrick Cote had a nice Mir Layoff before coming back against Alan Belcher in May 2010.

by CyberFreq May 7, 2010

another round of layoffs

Passing gas after you have recently had a bowel movement.

A: "What's that smell? Didn't you just go to the bathroom?"

B: "I'm preparing for another round of layoffs."

by CesareL February 5, 2009

Layoff Squatter

Someone who camps out in, or moves into an office (see Layoffice) recently vacated by layoffs.

Who's that guy in Joe's office? Ah, he's just a layoff squatter.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009

layoff

Means to be fired from the job

The company about to layoff 100,000 employees.

by David Kofoed Wind May 18, 2007