Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.

Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.

by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023

Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Lady lankiness

Lady Lankiness is someone who’s legs are 10ft. They are very rare. If u see someone like this make sure to say ello lady lankiness bowing down to them. This is very common in gingers called Lynsay

Lynsay Alison is a lady lankiness
Did u see lady lankiness legs

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

Laziness

When two or more people deem that standing, to carry out the act of passing a joint, too much effort and that throwing it is the most sensible option.

"I can't believe we just threw a lit object, we are actually the epitome of laziness."

by GazzyG February 28, 2010

Lazziness

The sexiest man alive.

Hey look, it's lazziness.
/swoon.

by Some scrub warrior February 16, 2008

Laziness

The only thing preventing me from making this longer.

Laziness is bliss!

by Badass100101 June 7, 2016

larminess

the state of being tired, but not sleepy or feeling like going to sleep any time soon

invented by myself and some random chick off the internet about 6 months ago

"im kinda larmy" = 3 nights in a row on the wine sacks, but enough adrenaline to hit that ex up for a shag is larminess

by Tom Cook bass player November 5, 2006