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chat labotomy

When you have been in chat so long that you do not have any chat feelings left. Usually after you have been beat silly by all the chat bullies, one after another.
Example: Johns feels numb in chat and doesn't react to what is being said about him. He must have had his chat labotomy!
by oD Katz September 26, 2011
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Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022
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before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
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Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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Lobotomy

Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.
by Prof.factual February 16, 2022
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Anal Lobotomy

When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.

2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy
by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010
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libotomy

li-bot-uh-mee noun, plural libotomies.
adjective, libotomized.

1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)
I’m sorry, but trying to go through life with a libotomy just doesn’t work for me.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.
by The Trump Advisor November 3, 2017
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