kumbayahoo

A mindless sheep of a person who is always trying to change or challenge people who are fun free thinkers.

I can't believe those kumbayahoos protested at the strip club.

by The Porsche Monkey July 27, 2009

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kumbayosis

n., 1. The sense of harmony, cooperation, and interdependence that arises from singing in rounds
2. the feeling of affinity caused by reaching an agreement

As the church camp attendees sang the old familiar songs together at the annual gathering, a blissful kumbayosis gripped their loins before a wild orgy erupted.

As soon as Hillary Clinton accepted Barack Obama's offer to be Secretary of State, kumbayosis descended on her previously fractious supporters.

by Dr. Diggler July 29, 2009

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Kumbaya Jerk

The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.

Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).

Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.

"Hey guys, I need my consciousness raised, along with something else - let's do a kumbaya jerk!"

by THERADICALDUDE June 15, 2017

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