kunkle

a dead ugly person who stalks you and has scars on there face

EEEWWWWWW KUNKLE!! RUN BITCH RUNN!! arrr

by cornell haynes January 30, 2005

kunkle

Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.

He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.

by Thegreathamhawk July 29, 2008

kunkle

A person who is slowly balding

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.

by Lisa Henry December 28, 2005

Kunkleman

The name of a shady used car dealership, made popular by Regular Car Reviews on YouTube. Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? ROLL CREDIT at Kunkleman Chevrolet! All of our sales agents do cocaine!

"At Kunkleman Chevrolet we have free coffee for you! We reuse the grounds!"
"Your wallet and your soul are forfeited at Kunkleman Chevrolet! BuickGMCOldsmobileNissan"

by Rinaldi Kline January 21, 2023

Kunkleman

1. A family at large all across America.

2. People of this name are special, unique, and have a tendency to be slightly weird.

1. Man, that Kunkleman was at it again last night.

2. Did you hear about Kunkleman? He/She got perfect score....again!

by one-of-them212 October 18, 2008

kunklewilly

1. A synonym for a big, black cunt. It is used when one is extremely mad at another. It is VERY offensive.

2. It can also just be used as a swear that is not directed at someone

Jim: Hey John, I'm really sorry i screwed your girlfriend.
John: You're such a kunklewilly, Jim!

by Jack MacChode December 31, 2011

kankler

One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.

1. "did you see that? he's a kankler for sure..."

2. she kankled her kankles until she had lankles

by kanklesore September 22, 2006