kuchisake-onna

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.

Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away

by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019

Kuchi Puchi

An adjective, the term generally used for a cute girl while praising and showing affection, that to in a short sweet and time efficient way. However it can also be used to refer to those crappy talks to impress a random bangable chick. It can also be termed as an act of love out of lust. you ran into a hot chick the other day and made out with her. also had a date and other chessy stuffs and pickup line, so when your retarded friend refes to this incident to your other homes, he finds in inapproprite to explain every excruciating details. To save the trouble he says you see the guy over there, yes he did kuchi puchi to that girl

Oh! man, she looks so cute, I want to kuchi puchi her!!
I am so busy tonight, I have to kuchi puchi this girl.

by arinoo7 March 22, 2017

kuchta

An inopportune dump.

Kyle was in the middle of a date and he really had to kuchta.

by morristc July 2, 2011

Byakuya Kuchiki

Byakuya Kuchiki, also known as Captain Kuchiki in short, is one of the characters in the Bleach series. In the early episodes, he was responsible for nearly killing Ichigo Kurosaki when Ichigo was about to finish off Renji. In combat, he always appears calm and rarely appears surprised. He's the Captain of the Sixth Division.

Person I: "Damn. That Byakuya Kuchiki is the bomb!"

Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."

Person I: "Homo!"

by BeerChuggin'German August 28, 2008

kuchanari

Sexual Term.

Kuchanari

by Kuchanari August 31, 2014

kuach

It’s a shorter term for a takuache

Look that’s a kuach

by Haha u suck April 13, 2020

Kolcheat

verb To repeatedly, shamelessly, and egregiously cheat on academic examinations, often characterized by pasting pages of solution manuals into textbooks, or visiting the restroom during the examination to consult with textbooks or other students.

Other Forms: Kolcheater, Kolcheated, Kolcheatsky,

"Oh I heard you kolcheated on that last test. It wasn't completely obvious or anything."

by Sergio Ramone April 27, 2008