Kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T

Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

by MimiLala March 7, 2008

kuchipatchi

The cutest creature ever to be made up. He is green with "patchies" (also referred to a "kissie face" where one scrunches their lips together in an O-shape) and is just cute. He originates from the little electronic toy Tamagotchi.

Girl 1: Awwwe! What did your tamagotchi hatch into??

Girl 2: A kuchipatchi! Isn't he just precious?

Girl 1: Wish he were real...

by lolzorzomglolstarfoxforevs September 28, 2011

Kushinity

Virginity for Kush

I lost my Kushinity with Mark

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

kushina

the mother of Naruto, The wife to the 4th hokage "Minato Namikaze" he was the 4th not 3rd and his last name isnt kaziname TRUST ME

Naruto: i found out who my mom and dad is
Sakura: who
Naruto: my mom Kushina and the 4th hokage as my dad Minato Namikaze

Sakura: who
Naruto: the 4th hokage Minato Namikaze

by RocTheDemonSage January 24, 2015

kaching

The sweet sound of cash. Usually associated with making (or spending) a windfall.

Etymology: from the sound an old-fashioned cash register makes when the cash drawer slides open.

I'm playing the ponies with my Social Security check. Kaching!

by tomte May 19, 2004

kuchenmeister

A word used to describe anything you require it to...

"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"

by triggerquatra April 27, 2010

Kachine

A Kachine is a girl that knows what she wants. She is beautiful in every way and is always looking her best. She can be emotional and moody at times. But even when she's down she can put on a smile that could make the whole world turn. She loves her friends more than anything. She also loves to ride unicorns in the summer with her friends. Anyone would be lucky to have a Kachine for their friend. Totally awesome chick.

Helene: woah dude.... did you see that???
Olivia: yea... she was beautiful.
Helene: must have been a Kachine.

by krazy4muffins July 12, 2011