Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

by The Goochness November 29, 2010

kyke

Also spelled: kike
Jewish racial slur. The equivalant of chink for an chinese person, or nigger for a black person.

That guy never lets me borrow money. He's such a kyke

by Amazin March 10, 2005

kryten

lovable geometric head shaped servant desperate to be human but is unable to lie

"I am a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Bananas are bllllllllllllllll... yellow

by nicoooo dijon buckthorn January 19, 2004

kryten

An android from the sci-fi/comedy series Red Dwarf, Kryten looks like a human wearing metallic clothes, but has a cube-like, geometric head. He became a regular in Series 3, played by Robert Llewellyn, but was actually first seen in an episode of Series 2 in which the Red Dwarf crew find him on a crashed spacecraft. He has been programmed to look after the crew of the marooned craft, but didn't realise they had been dead for many years. Played by Dave Ross, his original character was based on the butler in 'The Admirable Crichton'. Taken back to Red Dwarf, he was persuaded to rebel against Rimmer's task-master treatment and went joy-riding on Lister's space bike. In the Series 3 prologue (freeze-frame the tape/DVD to read it) it was revealed he had crashed, and that Lister had put him back together but had been unable to restore his original personality. Since then Lister has fought a losing battle trying to encourage Kryten to break his programming (by developing emotions, being able to lie etc). It has been revealed that Kryten can change heads, can detach his hand and send it to bring help, and can remove his eyes (useful for when communicating with human-hating psychotic androids).

Kryten: What a smeeee. What a smeeeee. What a smeeeeeee heeeeeeeee....

by Stormsworder October 18, 2006

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

keykey

Beautiful individual Usually seeks to entertain others outgoing,funny,& weird keeps it real guys are curious & crave her most likely keeps to herself rarely judge others usually sits back & just observes ... you'll NEVER know what going on in the inside usually mean / rude to the opposite sex.

Omg Where's keykey I Wanna Laugh!

Ayeee, i wanna talk to keykey its just something about her..

keykey's so mean!

by someone uncharted December 30, 2012

krygerism

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.

Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."

by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008