Krumpits

"Short People" or Midgets if you will, that dance a style known as "Krumping"

Steve: Did you see the group of Krumpits at the show last night?

Dave: Ya, They were off the hook!!!

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

krumping

See krump. A new stlye of dancing in which tommy the clown began. It is best described as raw, natual and expressive freedom of body. It gave people an alternative to violence and kepts kids off the streets.

Did you see those kids krumping last night? Man they were getting buck!

by caroline July 8, 2005

krumpt

The feeling or pain in your stomach that you have before taking a big shit. Most often this affliction occurs at the most inopportune time ie. long rides or during a staff meeting.

Internal Symptoms include severe pressure to the anal area and a large grumbling sound.

External Symptoms - persons suffering from krumpt will often walk in a hurridly fashion and will more often than not be unable to stand straight up. They will be bent at the hips

You could tell that guy was krumpt by the way he was walking.

Pull over at the next rest stop. I am krumpt!

by Dr. Noonan August 6, 2012

car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

by Imma B. January 26, 2010

krumping

Krumping is a form of dancing that originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is a relatively new form of the "Urban" Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic. Most people paint their faces in different designs.

When you are krumping you need to let out all of your anger and just go with the flow.

by Flatliner_me June 12, 2007

Krumping

Throughout the frigid winters of a time when Jim Crow laws were still in action, black people were not invited into warm restaurants, houses, hotels, and public buildings. They suffered a horrible life of cold, sickness, and boredom UNTIL ONE DAY they devised a way to eliminate these three problems that plagued their dark skinned lives.

These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.

This was before black people discovered fire.

Black guy sees an ambulance.
Black guy: Fuck it's cold! I DUN WANNA DIE!
*Starts krumping*

by Professor of AfroAmerica July 13, 2009

Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

by Jason Archer September 12, 2005