KNOTTY PINE

While you have your sexual partner of choice bent over on a WOOD floor in the doggy style position lift their arms up behind the back so their face is on the floor then commence to fuck your partner around the room

"Jane's face finely healed after two weeks of pulling out pine shards, but she still cant wait for another KNOTTY PINE from Dick"

"Dick cant wait for Jane to get home his buddies at the shop dared him to give her a KNOTTY PINE"

by Mr. Scheidler January 24, 2009

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Knotty

is a term to describe men/women who enjoy getting knotted by k9's

she's a very knotty girl

by sofla deviant October 26, 2008

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kritty

Suburban slang for a particularly distasteful slut. Derived from "krusty kitty," or, a diseased vagina with dried excretions.

"Oh man, do I itch. I think I caught something from that kritty bitch."

by naturalman June 25, 2008

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Knotty Notes

A summary that simplifies concepts from a book dealing with the subject of human sexuality or relationships.

I just read the most fascinating book! I'll give you the Knotty Notes.

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014

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knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016

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